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▲ Side Effects: Honest Quotes · Free Audits · No Sales Theatre
● Contact · Talk to a Maniac · May 2026
⚠ File a Case · We Read Every One · Avg Reply 8 Hours
▲ Practitioner Intake / Sales-Funnel-Free Zone
● Email · WhatsApp · Calendar · However You Want
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Contact · Page № 04 no nurture sequences

Talk to a Maniac. File your case.

No bots. No automated nurture sequences. No "let me get you in front of an account executive." Fill the brief below or pick whichever channel suits you. A real human reads every single case file. Average reply: under 8 hours. Always within 24. Free audit on every qualified inquiry, no strings.

Start Your Brief↓ a real human reads every one. promise.
ChannelForm · Email · WhatsApp
Reply window< 24 hours
avg 8 hrs
AuditFREE always
LanguagesEnglish · Urdu
CoveragePK · USA · UK · AU · CA
PrivacyNo nurture lists. Ever.
File a Case✕
a real human replies
Free Audit✕
24 Hour Reply✕
no bots. no funnels.
No Nurture Sequences✕
Real Quotes✕
talk to a maniac
File a Case✕
a real human replies
Free Audit✕
24 Hour Reply✕
no bots. no funnels.
No Nurture Sequences✕
Real Quotes✕
talk to a maniac
№ 01 · The Intake

File a case.
Five short sections.

Required fields are marked *. Everything else helps us reply with a real answer instead of "thanks, we'll be in touch." No info ever sold, ever shared, ever fed to a CRM that automates a 14-step nurture sequence at you. You file. We read. We reply.
01 Who are you the basics
02 What file is this pick any

Select every service you're considering. Don't worry about overlap, we'll figure out what's actually needed in the reply.

03 The numbers be honest
04 The case file what's actually broken
05 One more thing optional
a real human reads it. promise.

Case filed. We're on it.

Your brief just got dropped into the maniac inbox. A real human will read it and reply with either clarifying questions or a free-audit offer. Average response: under 8 hours. Always within 24.

If your mail client didn't open automatically, your brief was also copied to the clipboard. You can paste it into an email to info@themarketingmaniacs.com directly.

← Back to home View service files
№ 02 · Other Ways In

Or just pick a channel.
Forms aren't for everyone.

Some people hate forms. Some people want a 5-minute call. Some agencies want to start a partner conversation off-form. Pick whichever channel fits. All four reach the same human inbox.
[ Email ]

Drop us an email

Direct line to the maniac inbox. info@themarketingmaniacs.com. We read every one personally, no SDRs, no "thanks for your interest" auto-reply.

Email us → [ WhatsApp ]

Send a WhatsApp

Quick questions, voice notes, file drops. The fastest way to reach Lahore HQ during PK business hours. Replies in minutes, not hours.

Message us → [ Call ]

Book a 30-min call

Free intro call. No sales pitch. Just a 30-minute Zoom to understand your situation and tell you honestly whether we can help, or who can.

Book a slot →
№ 03 · What Happens Next

Five steps. No sales theatre.

Most agencies put you through a 4-touch nurture sequence before a human responds. We don't. Here's the exact sequence from the moment you hit "File This Case" to the moment we either start the work or refer you elsewhere honestly.

01
< 24hrs

A human reads.

Your brief lands in the inbox. A real human reads it within hours, not days. Avg reply: 8 hours.

02
Reply

We reply.

Clarifying questions or a free-audit offer. If we're not the right fit, we'll tell you and often refer you to someone who is.

03
Week 1

Free audit.

If the case is a fit, we run a free audit. Real diagnosis of what's working, what's broken, what's worth fixing. No charge.

04
Call

30-min call.

Optional intro Zoom. We walk through the audit findings. You ask hard questions. We answer them honestly. No deck. No pitch.

05
Proposal

Real proposal.

Itemized scope, timeline, pricing. You decide. No follow-up nurture sequence if you don't. Just an honest "let us know if anything changes."

№ 04 · Coordinates

Where the maniacs
actually live.

Headquartered in Lahore. LLC registered in Texas. Delivery network spans Karachi, Australia, Turkey, and the Philippines — so there's always someone awake when a client emergency lands.
⚑ PK HQ

Lahore — head office of obsession

Pakistan · UTC+5 · est. 2018

Valencia Town
Lahore, Punjab
Pakistan

SECP Reg. A827871
The Digital Marketing Maniacs (Pvt) Ltd

⚑ USA LLC

Texas — the second flag

United States · UTC-6 · est. 2024

Marketing Maniacs LLC
Texas, United States

US LLC registration for North American operations.
where the dollars live

+ DELIVERY NETWORK

Karachi · Australia · Turkey · Philippinesalways awake somewhere
Cross-region delivery team. There's always a maniac on the keyboard when a client emergency lands, regardless of time zone.

The promise

We read
every single
brief.

No bots. No automated replies. No "your inquiry has been received." Just a human, opening your email, reading what you wrote, and replying like a human would. If we're the right fit, we'll say so. If we're not, we'll tell you and often point you toward someone who is. This is how we've operated since 2018. It's not changing.

no funnels. no theatre. just answers.

File Your Case↑ Or Just Email Us→

info@themarketingmaniacs.com  ·  themarketingmaniacs.com  ·  SECP A827871  ·  Texas LLC